"At least your pretty now"
"if I'm pretty now, what was I before"
conversation drops

"The pool is covered in barb wire?"
"No its surrounded by barb wire"

"Killing trees is the new policy now?"
"At least until they figure out something else to do"

"Hmmm...brains"

"How come I can't have a car that turns into an Autobot?"
"Cause they don't make them in Canada yet sweety"

"What colour is your hair?"
"I can't remember I haven't seen it in years"

"OMG I have a tan"
"Yes that happens when you spend a couple hours out in the summer sun"

"I tanned and didn't burn woo hoo"
"Yeah that is odd for you?"

"What eats cds?"
"The possesed computers that turn into monsters"

"Can you spy on me?"
"No"
"I mean can you spy for me?"
"NO"