"At least your pretty now"
"if I'm pretty now, what was I before"
conversation drops

"The pool is covered in barb wire?"
"No its surrounded by barb wire"

"Killing trees is the new policy now?"
"At least until they figure out something else to do"

"Hmmm...brains"

"How come I can't have a car that turns into an Autobot?"
"Cause they don't make them in Canada yet sweety"

"What colour is your hair?"
"I can't remember I haven't seen it in years"

"OMG I have a tan"
"Yes that happens when you spend a couple hours out in the summer sun"

"I tanned and didn't burn woo hoo"
"Yeah that is odd for you?"

"What eats cds?"
"The possesed computers that turn into monsters"

"Can you spy on me?"
"No"
"I mean can you spy for me?"
"NO"

Lunch Time Conversations that sounds oh so wrong but are actually innocent

"I haven't had any cream in my mouth for a long time" -SR
This is said in a public restaurant while eating a cream filled donut.



" Hitting some balls around at ********, and boy did (insert name here) whip my ass" - SR
Actually talking about a pool hall and a game off pool that he lost

You know you are tired when...

• ...while getting dressed in the morning you fall asleep while getting dressed and are wondering what happened to those 20 minutes and the dog is nudging you


• ...you forget to fill your coffee mug with coffee and surprised to find air when you go to take a drink


• ...you forget that you don't actually need to go to work and could have slept in


• ...you start dozing off while driving


• ...you fall back asleep in class/at work


• ...minutes of your life are missing


• ...you enjoy checking your eyelids for holes


• ...you drink two pots of "wake the F*%# up" coffee to combat the lack of sleep to get you through the day


• ...you don't remember conversations that people had with you while you were half awake


• ...you think you are still dreaming


• ...you don't know what day it is


• ...you feed the dog/cat/bird there breakfast twice

Once upon a time , a long long time ago

A girl was sleeping after sending her bf a msg saying she was going to bed.

About an hour later there was a call, as she was half asleep she answered her phone

A call from the bf who just wanted to hear her voice.

Half asleep she was talking with him

Till he made his way home

And they hung up the phones so they could both sleep

The end

cat mouse cat

one of the cats (Loki <- lives up to his name) decided to bring in with him an interactive toy (a mouse) so hes playing with the mouse by the front door. Joy sees a dust bunny with a tail. Loki grabs the mouse and runs downstairs to hide the mouse. Joy does the whole capture and live release keeping all the cats in. Apparently the mouse didn't get to far since another of the cats started stalking it. Anyways, the mouse lives and the cat didn't get his interactive toy.

The next day, Loki is farting around with Joy's purse....we are thinking the cats logic goes along these lines
*mommy likes mice,
maybe if i get mommy her own mouse, she'll let me have my own
maybe if i put it in her purse she love me more cause i gave her a present *


Yes we think that the cat is that smart and come up with that type of logical argument *if cats could talk*

So now we have a paranoid Joy worried that she'll see a mouse in her purse, draws, closet at some point, and we have a cat, that has this look of plotting.

I will be updating this more, once my work schedule is down to a reasonable level. 60-70 hours a week plus classes is just insane.

wow

"Di you are wearing colour"
"your point"
"just never seen you wear that much colout"
"probably cause i'm not working and not needing my blacks"
"oh right"

sounds of music

"It sounds like the Smashing Punkins playing"
"Probably because it is"
"Oh"

-SR and Pixie

monastery and monks

"The worlds best beer comes from...those...things...Monkeries!"
"Monkeries? Don't you mean Monasteries!?"
"Yeah those things"

-SR

names

sir_rugo's - stripper name is Candi
- pornstar name is Sour Pickle
- drag queen name is Pussy Golitely