sounds of music

"It sounds like the Smashing Punkins playing"
"Probably because it is"
"Oh"

-SR and Pixie

monastery and monks

"The worlds best beer comes from...those...things...Monkeries!"
"Monkeries? Don't you mean Monasteries!?"
"Yeah those things"

-SR

names

sir_rugo's - stripper name is Candi
- pornstar name is Sour Pickle
- drag queen name is Pussy Golitely

Not exactly a oneliner

So I was at the alley last night, and what do my eyes behold, but a male barstar in drag walking around. No he didn't get his ass kicked cause people were to busy laughing at him.

blonde mornings

"wow that was really blonde b..l...n...d" -SR

mornings

"Can I write 'save a horse kill a cowboy' on you?" -P
"No cause I want to ride a cowboy"*slaps hand to forhead after realizing whats just been said*
-SR

Slap award

"It's not that I have standards or anything, but I can do better then ugly"
-SM

Attention

"Look at me. I am Batman " *pulls hoody over head and starts running singing theme song to batman down alley loudly at 2am.*
-B

dog food

"Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitten, the dog food pelets are bigger then your eye, you shouldn't eat them"
-J

kittens

"The kittens llike boobies. Especially Daddys' "
-K

"you know what?"
"what?"
... pause...really long pause...
"nevermind i can't remember"

#1 " hmm...I'm bored"
#2 "so am I"
#3 "same here"
#1,2,3 "LETS GO CLIMB A BUILDING!"

"where is the key?"
"which key"
"the key to unlock the box"
"which box"
...

Boy to another Boy

"I'll have your babies"
-R & S

"I'm a picture of perfect health" *starts coughing up lung*
-SR

"How could you drop me. I'm only 90 lbs"
-P

"Since when am I technical?"
"Since we replaced your liver with an alarm clock"

-SR & M

"I could have sworn I was the catipillar from Alice in Wonderland"
-SR

"I feel violated"
-A

new kittens

so the cochrane humane societywas overloaded with felines
so we went to help by adopting one well:::


JJ: " you three figure out which kitten(singular) you want" walks away out of room but not out of earshot
J:"I think we should get two" holds two figures up
JJ: "I heard that"
J: "oh shit i thought he was out of ear shot"

giggling

"Which one is X in, technical or acting?" -D

"Yes" -J

lunch time conversations

"I'm a playa" -C

"I'm a heata" -C


anything else, SR can add in comments

some sober quotes

"I was dressed up like a flaming peguin" -SR

"That apple is bigger then you!"- SR

"Oh, I think I shall call you Sara" (not even close to my name) -SR

All bow down before me, for I am your Queen. FUCK! I mean Emperess. FUCK! I mean Emperor.


-SR

Ok so since everytime I go out, I end up hearing some very interesting things from intoxicated people. So I've decided to create a blog dedicated to the one liners and strange quotes that occur in random conversations.


Enjoy, and if you have anything to add, comment and add the rememorable quote to the list.