sounds of music

"It sounds like the Smashing Punkins playing"
"Probably because it is"
"Oh"

-SR and Pixie

monastery and monks

"The worlds best beer comes from...those...things...Monkeries!"
"Monkeries? Don't you mean Monasteries!?"
"Yeah those things"

-SR

names

sir_rugo's - stripper name is Candi
- pornstar name is Sour Pickle
- drag queen name is Pussy Golitely

Not exactly a oneliner

So I was at the alley last night, and what do my eyes behold, but a male barstar in drag walking around. No he didn't get his ass kicked cause people were to busy laughing at him.

blonde mornings

"wow that was really blonde b..l...n...d" -SR

mornings

"Can I write 'save a horse kill a cowboy' on you?" -P
"No cause I want to ride a cowboy"*slaps hand to forhead after realizing whats just been said*
-SR

Slap award

"It's not that I have standards or anything, but I can do better then ugly"
-SM

Attention

"Look at me. I am Batman " *pulls hoody over head and starts running singing theme song to batman down alley loudly at 2am.*
-B

dog food

"Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitten, the dog food pelets are bigger then your eye, you shouldn't eat them"
-J

kittens

"The kittens llike boobies. Especially Daddys' "
-K

"you know what?"
"what?"
... pause...really long pause...
"nevermind i can't remember"

#1 " hmm...I'm bored"
#2 "so am I"
#3 "same here"
#1,2,3 "LETS GO CLIMB A BUILDING!"

"where is the key?"
"which key"
"the key to unlock the box"
"which box"
...

Boy to another Boy

"I'll have your babies"
-R & S

"I'm a picture of perfect health" *starts coughing up lung*
-SR

"How could you drop me. I'm only 90 lbs"
-P

"Since when am I technical?"
"Since we replaced your liver with an alarm clock"

-SR & M

"I could have sworn I was the catipillar from Alice in Wonderland"
-SR

"I feel violated"
-A